Wife: "Yeah, I may be a bit grouchy but it's supposed to be my 'time' and it hasn't started yet!!"
Me: "Are you SURE???"
That just happened....I got the 'No you didn't just say that' look and then she went back to her schoolwork.....She must be fine with it, she didn't say anything.
Just cut off your tongue and get it over with.
Do you know who the father is?
(Wife: "Yeah, I may be a bit grouchy but it's supposed to be my 'time' and it hasn't started yet!!")
Congratulations!? Is she worried that her "TIME" is too far gone and might be expecting?
oldmaxer:(Wife: "Yeah, I may be a bit grouchy but it's supposed to be my 'time' and it hasn't started yet!!") Congratulations!? Is she worried that her "TIME" is too far gone and might be expecting?
Yeah... you should express your concern about this possibility. Mention the fact that you've noticed her stomach has been getting noticeably bigger so she may even be pregnant with twins or triplets. And don't forget to tell her you've noticed another sign of possible pregnancy... that it's not just your imagination that the hair on her upper lip looks to be getting a little darker and more coarse. Tell her you've noticed how her boobs are sagging some lately, as if though they are producing milk for the impending quadruplets. Imagine how happy she'll be that you are taking such close notice of her body!
Shag: oldmaxer:(Wife: "Yeah, I may be a bit grouchy but it's supposed to be my 'time' and it hasn't started yet!!") Congratulations!? Is she worried that her "TIME" is too far gone and might be expecting? Yeah... you should express your concern about this possibility. Mention the fact that you've noticed her stomach has been getting noticeably bigger so she may even be pregnant with twins or triplets. And don't forget to tell her you've noticed another sign of possible pregnancy... that it's not just your imagination that the hair on her upper lip looks to be getting a little darker and more coarse. Tell her you've noticed how her boobs are sagging some lately, as if though they are producing milk for the impending quadruplets. Imagine how happy she'll be that you are taking such close notice of her body!
Dang folks, just give him a gun and a bullet!!!!!
Bark bark,,,which way to the dog house,,,All things must pass,,,quickly you hope
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This is one of those "better to reamian silent and be thought a fool" moments. Men have a way of digging the hole deeper even when well intended.
I would remind her about the time change and see if that helps your situation out. On the bright side, your next week is going to be real interesting either way. Might be a good time to plan a trip to Tampa and go by the Statue of Liberty on your way. Good luck man, cause you gonna need it.
May be in trouble? Nah, you ARE!
Is there a little Warrior in the oven?
So she's grouchy all the time then . . . hehe.
Ken (A.K.A. Big Shasta): Wife: "Yeah, I may be a bit grouchy but it's supposed to be my 'time' and it hasn't started yet!!" Me: "Are you SURE???" That just happened....I got the 'No you didn't just say that' look and then she went back to her schoolwork.....She must be fine with it, she didn't say anything.