Wedding Ring

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07-01-2009 1:03 PM

OldMan
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A man went to the hospital to have his wedding ring cut off from his willy.

According to the attending nurse, the girl friend found the ring in his pant pocket. She got so mad at him, she used petroleum jelly to slip the ring on his willy while he was asleep.

Which is worse:

1. Having your girlfriend find out your married;
2. Explaining to your wife how your wedding ring got on your willy;
3. Or finding out your willy fits through your wedding ring!

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07-01-2009 1:26 PM In reply to

Sin_City_Warrior
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#3 is worse.

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07-01-2009 1:43 PM In reply to

Damon
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Going with #3.

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07-01-2009 1:48 PM In reply to

Terry
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I would hope that he just has a BIG ring...but hey...I couldnt imagine even taking my wedding ring off. I always have it on- Hell I don't know if it will even come off. Either way- to me having to goto the hospital because your ring is stuck on your tally would be horrible. What would be MORE horrible is what I would do to that *** after I got that ring off. Noone deserves that treatment- if he cheated then be done with it. Crazy ***...people hate this word but when I tell them my version of it, they seem to see it my way. C.U.N.T. *Can't Understand Normal Thinking* Blah. I feel bad for that dude either way.

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07-01-2009 2:40 PM In reply to

southboundchicken
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none of them sound like much fun Sad

07-01-2009 2:45 PM In reply to

siradude
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You forgot 2 more options...

4. Getting a B*nner while your wedding ring is on your willie.

5. Having to cut off your Willie to get your wedding ring off....

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07-01-2009 3:03 PM In reply to

fastby250cc
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Reminds me of the 3 rings of marriage...

Engagement Ring
Wedding Ring
SuffeRing

HAHA - of course I have not experienced the 3rd... until my wife reads this.

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07-01-2009 3:04 PM In reply to

warriorjack
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Terry:

I would hope that he just has a BIG ring...but hey...I couldnt imagine even taking my wedding ring off. I always have it on- Hell I don't know if it will even come off. Either way- to me having to goto the hospital because your ring is stuck on your tally would be horrible. What would be MORE horrible is what I would do to that *** after I got that ring off. Noone deserves that treatment- if he cheated then be done with it. Crazy ***...people hate this word but when I tell them my version of it, they seem to see it my way. C.U.N.T. *Can't Understand Normal Thinking* Blah. I feel bad for that dude either way.

I think the oldman posted it as a joke. A farce, a bit of a lark, something to add to your witty party repartee. Sounds like you had one too many cups of cofee this morning, man.

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07-01-2009 4:13 PM In reply to

RobRiguez
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Absolutely #3
My wedding band is a size 13 and there is no way my **** would fit through there even with vaseline and wading in subzero water before hand.

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07-01-2009 4:21 PM In reply to

Mr Noize II
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fastby250cc:

Reminds me of the 3 rings of marriage...

Engagement Ring

Wedding Ring

SuffeRing

HAHA - of course I have not experienced the 3rd... until my wife reads this.

Too funny and too true Surprise

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