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Wedding Ring

Last post 07-01-2009 4:21 PM by Mr Noize II. 9 replies.
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  • 07-01-2009 1:03 PM

    • OldMan
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    Wedding Ring

    A man went to the hospital to have his wedding ring cut off from his willy.

    According to the attending nurse, the girl friend found the ring in his pant pocket. She got so mad at him, she used petroleum jelly to slip the ring on his willy while he was asleep.

    Which is worse:

    1. Having your girlfriend find out your married;
    2. Explaining to your wife how your wedding ring got on your willy;
    3. Or finding out your willy fits through your wedding ring!

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  • 07-01-2009 1:26 PM In reply to

    Re: Wedding Ring

    #3 is worse.

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  • 07-01-2009 1:43 PM In reply to

    • Damon
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    Re: Wedding Ring

     Going with #3.

    Damon Allen - Las Vegas, NV - 2008 H-D V-Rod



  • 07-01-2009 1:48 PM In reply to

    • Terry
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    Re: Wedding Ring

     I would hope that he just has a BIG ring...but hey...I couldnt imagine even taking my wedding ring off. I always have it on- Hell I don't know if it will even come off. Either way- to me having to goto the hospital because your ring is stuck on your tally would be horrible. What would be MORE horrible is what I would do to that *** after I got that ring off. Noone deserves that treatment- if he cheated then be done with it. Crazy ***...people hate this word but when I tell them my version of it, they seem to see it my way. C.U.N.T. *Can't Understand Normal Thinking* Blah. I feel bad for that dude either way.

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  • 07-01-2009 2:40 PM In reply to

    Re: Wedding Ring

    none of them sound like much fun Sad

  • 07-01-2009 2:45 PM In reply to

    • siradude
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    Re: Wedding Ring

    You forgot 2 more options...

    4. Getting a B*nner while your wedding ring is on your willie.

    5. Having to cut off your Willie to get your wedding ring off....

    Stick out tongue

  • 07-01-2009 3:03 PM In reply to

    Re: Wedding Ring

    Reminds me of the 3 rings of marriage...

    1. Engagement Ring
    2. Wedding Ring
    3. SuffeRing

    HAHA - of course I have not experienced the 3rd... until my wife reads this.

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  • 07-01-2009 3:04 PM In reply to

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    Terry:

     I would hope that he just has a BIG ring...but hey...I couldnt imagine even taking my wedding ring off. I always have it on- Hell I don't know if it will even come off. Either way- to me having to goto the hospital because your ring is stuck on your tally would be horrible. What would be MORE horrible is what I would do to that *** after I got that ring off. Noone deserves that treatment- if he cheated then be done with it. Crazy ***...people hate this word but when I tell them my version of it, they seem to see it my way. C.U.N.T. *Can't Understand Normal Thinking* Blah. I feel bad for that dude either way.

     

    I think the oldman posted it as a joke.  A farce, a bit of a lark, something to add to your witty party repartee.  Sounds like you had one too many cups of cofee this morning, man.   

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  • 07-01-2009 4:13 PM In reply to

    Re: Wedding Ring

    Absolutely #3
    My wedding band is a size 13 and there is no way my **** would fit through there even with vaseline and wading in subzero water before hand.



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  • 07-01-2009 4:21 PM In reply to

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    fastby250cc:

    Reminds me of the 3 rings of marriage...

    1. Engagement Ring
    2. Wedding Ring
    3. SuffeRing

    HAHA - of course I have not experienced the 3rd... until my wife reads this.

     

    Too funny and too true Surprise

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