Damon:
Attention Men:
STOP MARRYING THESE AWFUL WOMEN! If all the shrieking, manipulative, passive-aggressive, domineering hags were perpetually single, the genes for these traits would eventually die out. Do the species a favor and stop procreating with these people.
I saw the ad a while back and showed it to my wife. She said something like, "women are so f*cking retarded," and went out to wash her bike.
Well I understand my wifes reasons. 1. when she was younger some dumb ass punk
was trying to show off for her while she was on the back. Not a great place to be, they
didn't go down but according to her he was doing +100 on our back country roads, yea
I know-"In Jersey", anyhow, that gave her a bad taste for motorcycles. Her second reason
is injury to me and leaving the kids without dad.