Damon:
Wifey and I will be there. If anyone's going and wants to join us for the Saturday morning poker run, drop a line. You have to promise not to throw holy water on me or run me off the road, though.
Come on guys, a chance to meet the Anti-Christ and see some cool bikes, babes, beer.......
( Since you don't believe, your not offended, right?)
Damon, if I was in town I would take you up on the offer.