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Re: Wedding Ring

Mr Noize II — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 20:21:29 GMT

fastby250cc:

Reminds me of the 3 rings of marriage...

Engagement Ring

Wedding Ring

SuffeRing

HAHA - of course I have not experienced the 3rd... until my wife reads this.

Too funny and too true

Re: Wedding Ring

RobRiguez — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 20:13:27 GMT

Absolutely #3
My wedding band is a size 13 and there is no way my **** would fit through there even with vaseline and wading in subzero water before hand.

Re: Wedding Ring

warriorjack — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 19:04:41 GMT

Terry:

I would hope that he just has a BIG ring...but hey...I couldnt imagine even taking my wedding ring off. I always have it on- Hell I don't know if it will even come off. Either way- to me having to goto the hospital because your ring is stuck on your tally would be horrible. What would be MORE horrible is what I would do to that *** after I got that ring off. Noone deserves that treatment- if he cheated then be done with it. Crazy ***...people hate this word but when I tell them my version of it, they seem to see it my way. C.U.N.T. *Can't Understand Normal Thinking* Blah. I feel bad for that dude either way.

I think the oldman posted it as a joke. A farce, a bit of a lark, something to add to your witty party repartee. Sounds like you had one too many cups of cofee this morning, man.

Re: Wedding Ring

fastby250cc — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 19:03:42 GMT

Reminds me of the 3 rings of marriage...

Engagement Ring
Wedding Ring
SuffeRing

HAHA - of course I have not experienced the 3rd... until my wife reads this.

Re: Wedding Ring

siradude — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 18:45:04 GMT

You forgot 2 more options...

4. Getting a B*nner while your wedding ring is on your willie.

5. Having to cut off your Willie to get your wedding ring off....

Re: Wedding Ring

southboundchicken — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 18:40:13 GMT

none of them sound like much fun

Re: Wedding Ring

Terry — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 17:48:02 GMT

I would hope that he just has a BIG ring...but hey...I couldnt imagine even taking my wedding ring off. I always have it on- Hell I don't know if it will even come off. Either way- to me having to goto the hospital because your ring is stuck on your tally would be horrible. What would be MORE horrible is what I would do to that *** after I got that ring off. Noone deserves that treatment- if he cheated then be done with it. Crazy ***...people hate this word but when I tell them my version of it, they seem to see it my way. C.U.N.T. *Can't Understand Normal Thinking* Blah. I feel bad for that dude either way.

Re: Wedding Ring

Damon — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 17:43:01 GMT

Going with #3.

Re: Wedding Ring

Sin_City_Warrior — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 17:26:14 GMT

#3 is worse.

Wedding Ring

OldMan — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 17:03:36 GMT

A man went to the hospital to have his wedding ring cut off from his willy.

According to the attending nurse, the girl friend found the ring in his pant pocket. She got so mad at him, she used petroleum jelly to slip the ring on his willy while he was asleep.

Which is worse:

1. Having your girlfriend find out your married;
2. Explaining to your wife how your wedding ring got on your willy;
3. Or finding out your willy fits through your wedding ring!