http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qA2zxM7jL7s&feature=rec-HM-r2
For people who don't know what to say when pulled over.
Did Damon cut his hair?
Looks like a whiny little homo who got picked on in school too much and wishes he could really have the cojones to talk to a cop this way in reality, but all the while knowing he would get his balls handed over to him in the first 30 seconds of his rant.
OldMan:Did Damon cut his hair?
A while ago, but I'm not a ginger kid, and usually when I get pulled over for speeding I limit myself to "yes sir", "no sir", "approximately x miles per hour, sir", and "yes I understand and I'm sorry, sir".
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