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  • 11-02-2009 9:16 PM

    • OldMan
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    She is a real ball buster

     

    By Katie Mercer, The ProvinceOctober 28, 2009


    Men walking about in Langley should be wary after a woman viciously kicked a man in the groin, causing him to lose a testicle.
    “I just want to know what her problem is,” Anthony Clark, 22, told The Province Tuesday. “People like her shouldn’t be on the streets.”
    Clark was walking along 200th Avenue in the Brookswood area of Langley one afternoon in early September when he passed his assailant on the sidewalk.
    “I was looking down and then I took a passing glance and saw her walk up to me,” he said.
    That’s when the young woman inexplicably kicked him in the groin hard enough to send one of his testicles into his abdomen.
    Clark wasn’t aware of the severity of his injury until later that night when he “noticed something was missing.”
    He consulted his doctor and a specialist, both of whom believed his testicle could be brought down again in surgery.
    It wasn’t until he woke up afterwards that he discovered the doctors were wrong — the force of the assault had caused his testicle to rupture. It had to be removed and will be replaced by a prosthetic before Christmas.
    “My doctors say I will still be able to have children,” Clark said. “But at 22 that’s not something I want a stranger, this woman, to decide.”
    Embarrassed by the situation, Clark didn’t go to the police until nearly four weeks after the attack.
    Constables have told him there have been three or four similar assaults on other men, Clark said.
    Langley RCMP said they would like to speak to other victims, although there have been no official reported incidents, spokeswoman Const. Holly Marks said.
    The suspect is described as a Caucasian woman, in her late teens or early 20s. She was between five foot five and five foot seven tall, and 130 pounds with a slim build, and brown hair.
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  • 11-02-2009 11:27 PM In reply to

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    Thanks for the heads up, I'll definitley avoid Langley.

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  • 11-03-2009 11:19 AM In reply to

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    Geez, you would think if there is anywhere in the country..sh*t, the world they would be able to figure somthing out and find this chick, it would be Langley. Unless of course they are spending all their time trying to figure out WTF Obama has up his sleeve. That might take all of the C.I.A. to figure out. 

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  • 11-03-2009 12:01 PM In reply to

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    dualxhst289:

    Geez, you would think if there is anywhere in the country..sh*t, the world they would be able to figure somthing out and find this chick, it would be Langley. Unless of course they are spending all their time trying to figure out WTF Obama has up his sleeve. That might take all of the C.I.A. to figure out. 

    I'm quite sure this isn't langely, virginia...sounds like it's in Canada.

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  • 11-03-2009 12:04 PM In reply to

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    BoKnukl-Z:

    dualxhst289:

    Geez, you would think if there is anywhere in the country..sh*t, the world they would be able to figure somthing out and find this chick, it would be Langley. Unless of course they are spending all their time trying to figure out WTF Obama has up his sleeve. That might take all of the C.I.A. to figure out. 

    I'm quite sure this isn't langely, virginia...sounds like it's in Canada.

    Yep, RCMP is Canada.

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  • 11-03-2009 12:08 PM In reply to

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    Sin_City_Warrior:

    BoKnukl-Z:

    dualxhst289:

    Geez, you would think if there is anywhere in the country..sh*t, the world they would be able to figure somthing out and find this chick, it would be Langley. Unless of course they are spending all their time trying to figure out WTF Obama has up his sleeve. That might take all of the C.I.A. to figure out. 

    I'm quite sure this isn't langely, virginia...sounds like it's in Canada.

    Yep, RCMP is Canada.

     

    Well then they are screwed. What have the canadians ever found.....snow? She not gonna get caught so just start wearin a cup.

     

     

     

     

    J/K abt the canadian joke, we all know you found Alaska before we stole it from you

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  • 11-03-2009 1:08 PM In reply to

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    Sounds like one angry b**ch to me. Makes my boys hurt just thinking about it.
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  • 11-03-2009 2:21 PM In reply to

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    Re: She is a real ball buster

    dualxhst289:
    J/K abt the canadian joke, we all know you found Alaska before we stole it from you

     

    History wasn't one of your strong subjects was it?  We stole it from the Russians after they took it from the Alaska Natives.

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  • 11-03-2009 3:16 PM In reply to

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    OldMan:

    dualxhst289:
    J/K abt the canadian joke, we all know you found Alaska before we stole it from you

     

    History wasn't one of your strong subjects was it?  We stole it from the Russians after they took it from the Alaska Natives.

    Ummmmmm. Nope. What are alaska natives? Your from alaska, wouldnt that make you a native?

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  • 11-03-2009 5:09 PM In reply to

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    dualxhst289:
    What are alaska natives?

    Indians, Eskimos, Polar Bears and Big Foot- the hairy guy, not the truck.

     

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  • 11-03-2009 7:33 PM In reply to

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    OldMan:

    dualxhst289:
    What are alaska natives?

    Indians, Eskimos, Polar Bears and Big Foot- the hairy guy, not the truck.

     

    Are you sure its big foot and not the abdominal snowman?
  • 11-03-2009 8:49 PM In reply to

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    Re: She is a real ball buster

    OldMan:

    dualxhst289:
    J/K abt the canadian joke, we all know you found Alaska before we stole it from you

     

    History wasn't one of your strong subjects was it?  We stole it from the Russians after they took it from the Alaska Natives.

    No kidding even Canada didn't want it.

    It was a Russian summer getaway

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  • 11-03-2009 9:27 PM In reply to

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    Yeah my 8th grade history serves me correct, I think Henry Seward bought it(Alaska) from the Ruski's for like 500K. Americans thought the guy was an idiot, called Alaska "Sewards folly", that's before they discovered oil.... :o). THey changed their tune after that.

    Cappo:
    OldMan:

    dualxhst289:
    J/K abt the canadian joke, we all know you found Alaska before we stole it from you

     

    History wasn't one of your strong subjects was it?  We stole it from the Russians after they took it from the Alaska Natives.

    No kidding even Canada didn't want it.

    It was a Russian summer getaway

     
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  • 11-03-2009 9:37 PM In reply to

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    Just reading about the assault is painful.

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  • 11-04-2009 12:06 AM In reply to

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    Re: She is a real ball buster

    BoKnukl-Z:
    Yeah my 8th grade history serves me correct, I think Henry Seward bought it(Alaska) from the Ruski's for like 500K. Americans thought the guy was an idiot, called Alaska "Sewards folly", that's before they discovered oil.... :o). THey changed their tune after that.

    It was 7.2 million and the gold helped sway opinions also. 

     

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