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 I can sympathize with you, my wife was grouchy once

You guys are damn funny....She actually was in a decent mood the rest of the night and I didn't get any fallout for my comment.  (althought I did fix dinner bacause she was busy with schoolwork......Clearly she's controlling my mind on a subconcious level.)

There definately isn't anything in the "oven"  She had those tied up. 

Shag....I'm going to keep your suggestions in mind for the next time I need a week or so out on the town with the guys. 

Reminds me of one of my favorite quotes (Mark Twain?):

"It's better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid, than to open it and remove all doubt."

 You've been trained my man...lol...it's ok..happens to the best of us...like at 2 am when she says, "I'm thirsty" and before you know it you're already at the kitchen sink getting her a glass of water and by the time you wake up from the whole thing your back in bed thinking it was a bad dream....lol

I know a lady with two kids and her tubes were tied. Don't mess with mother nature.. I think its 2% of all tube tied woman still get pregnant..

Ken (A.K.A. Big Shasta):

Wife:  "Yeah, I may be a bit grouchy but it's supposed to be my 'time' and it hasn't started yet!!"

Me:  "Are you SURE???"

 

That just happened....I got the 'No you didn't just say that' look and then she went back to her schoolwork.....She must be fine with it, she didn't say anything.

"If a man is alone in the woods where no woman is around to hear him and he speaks, is he still wrong?"

How old are you, Ken?  Is it to late in the game for another baby?

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How old are you, Ken?  Is it to late in the game for another baby?

Yeah, we're done....We have two awesome girls (one 4 and one 12) and I'd love a little man to raise but we always said 2 was it and got the tubes ties up after the last. 

Now, If God says otherwise, who am I to argue...if any little guys could break through the knot, it's my little army!

 I'm 38 in a couple weeks and my wife will be 40 in a couple months.

I just realized the original conversation could have been taken wrong. 

When I said "Are you sure", I was being my normal sarcastic self because she sure seemed bitchy enough for it to have already started!

It had nothing to do with a possible pregnancy....made me laugh enough inside that I figured you sarcastic bungholes could relate/get a laugh out of it!

 Ken....tell her that its "OUR" time cause all she does is act like a bitchy whore on the rag........and you get to pay for it....ya know..even better yet...built that cu_nt a Menstral Shed....run a power cable out there for heat and a small tv but thats where she goes when its "Her" time...then it really will be her time

Respectfully,

Cru

Yeah Yeah it was a joke but just because your wife/girlfriend might be a c*nt, don't call mine one.