I may be in trouble.....

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11-02-2009 6:17 PM

Ken (A.K.A. Big Shasta)
Joined on 07-18-2004
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I may be in trouble.....

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Wife: "Yeah, I may be a bit grouchy but it's supposed to be my 'time' and it hasn't started yet!!"

Me: "Are you SURE???"

That just happened....I got the 'No you didn't just say that' look and then she went back to her schoolwork.....She must be fine with it, she didn't say anything.

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If talking politics is out, how am I going to find out who the Idiots are?

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11-02-2009 7:40 PM In reply to

Shag
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You probably should say something nice to her so she doesn't sit there getting madder and madder at you. Something like "I didn't say that because of how grouchy you're acting. It's just that you look a little puffy like you're 'retaining water' like you always do when you're on the rag." Yeah, that should do nicely. Smile

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11-02-2009 7:42 PM In reply to

OldMan
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Just cut off your tongue and get it over with.

The Lesbians living next door gave me a Timex. I think they misunderstood when I said " I wanna watch. "

11-02-2009 7:45 PM In reply to

SmaShitUp(mike7202)
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Do you know who the father is?

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11-02-2009 7:45 PM In reply to

jetnoisebass
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Hey, I got it... tell her this. Do you know why it's called PMS? .......... Because Mad Cow Disease was taken!! That'll do it for ya...

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11-02-2009 7:46 PM In reply to

oldmaxer
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(Wife: "Yeah, I may be a bit grouchy but it's supposed to be my 'time' and it hasn't started yet!!")

Congratulations!? Is she worried that her "TIME" is too far gone and might be expecting? Huh?

11-02-2009 8:10 PM In reply to

Shag
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oldmaxer:
(Wife: "Yeah, I may be a bit grouchy but it's supposed to be my 'time' and it hasn't started yet!!")

Congratulations!? Is she worried that her "TIME" is too far gone and might be expecting?

Yeah... you should express your concern about this possibility. Mention the fact that you've noticed her stomach has been getting noticeably bigger so she may even be pregnant with twins or triplets. And don't forget to tell her you've noticed another sign of possible pregnancy... that it's not just your imagination that the hair on her upper lip looks to be getting a little darker and more coarse. Tell her you've noticed how her boobs are sagging some lately, as if though they are producing milk for the impending quadruplets. Imagine how happy she'll be that you are taking such close notice of her body! Big Smile Devil

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Do what you gotta do, and THEN do what you wanna do.
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11-02-2009 8:20 PM In reply to

WarriorDog
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Shag:
oldmaxer:
(Wife: "Yeah, I may be a bit grouchy but it's supposed to be my 'time' and it hasn't started yet!!")

Congratulations!? Is she worried that her "TIME" is too far gone and might be expecting?

Yeah... you should express your concern about this possibility. Mention the fact that you've noticed her stomach has been getting noticeably bigger so she may even be pregnant with twins or triplets. And don't forget to tell her you've noticed another sign of possible pregnancy... that it's not just your imagination that the hair on her upper lip looks to be getting a little darker and more coarse. Tell her you've noticed how her boobs are sagging some lately, as if though they are producing milk for the impending quadruplets. Imagine how happy she'll be that you are taking such close notice of her body!

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11-02-2009 8:23 PM In reply to

Chris aka (Rubberface53)
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Bark bark,,,which way to the dog house,,,All things must pass,,,quickly you hope

11-02-2009 8:27 PM In reply to

southboundchicken
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i have a room i'll rent ya cheap if you need it Wink

11-02-2009 8:45 PM In reply to

Meatball
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This is one of those "better to reamian silent and be thought a fool" moments. Men have a way of digging the hole deeper even when well intended.

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11-02-2009 9:07 PM In reply to

Allsmiles
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I would remind her about the time change and see if that helps your situation out. Sad On the bright side, your next week is going to be real interesting either way. Might be a good time to plan a trip to Tampa and go by the Statue of Liberty on your way. Good luck man, cause you gonna need it.

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11-02-2009 9:43 PM In reply to

Donncada
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May be in trouble? Nah, you ARE!

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11-02-2009 10:36 PM In reply to

Pep
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Is there a little Warrior in the oven?

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11-02-2009 10:40 PM In reply to

Arizona Warrior
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So she's grouchy all the time then . . . hehe.

Ken (A.K.A. Big Shasta):

Wife: "Yeah, I may be a bit grouchy but it's supposed to be my 'time' and it hasn't started yet!!"

Me: "Are you SURE???"

That just happened....I got the 'No you didn't just say that' look and then she went back to her schoolwork.....She must be fine with it, she didn't say anything.

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