The Yamaha Road Star Warrior Forum

Cappo:

Oh, and people typing "f**ck" or "$h*t" or typing "fregin" or "Fug You". If you are going to curse grow some stones and curse otherwise fucking spare me. .

I do that but the reason I do it is to get around the language filter.  I'd rather it come out as "pr!ck" than "***" or whatever.  Not sure why the language filter doesn't seem to filter out fucking but it sure as *** filters out ***...  

Good Thread!!!!!

 Corporate bull$hit drives me nuts

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We now call our completed goods area the "customer facing supermarket" . I'm gonna puke!!! The SOB that came up with that, should get a prize.

I can't stand the overuse of the term "that being said" ,  that being said, I understand it has its place.

Some people just seem like they are trying to sound intelligent by using it, when it really doesn't fit.

 "Like" is another one that is on top of my list.

Especially when they don't give you an example of what it was like, after they say "like."

Dumbasses! 

 I hate when people are lazy and type "y'all" instead of you all.........LOL...sorry I had to

I hate when people say "cold enough for ya?" when its 0 degrees with a -20 windchill . No I want it colder because my balls arent frozen to the insides of my legs yet and my pee doesnt freeze mid air.

and its always the same guy in July when its 100 degrees with 90 % humidity who asks if its hot enough for me........No it isnt ! I enjoy sweating my azz off just because I'm breathing.

 Oh ya and I HATE the saying "thinking outside of the box"...................what fucking box????

I hate it when people say "um" between every two or three words.  Think about what you are going to say, then say it!  I'm just glad people dont type like that, because um I dont think um I could deal with um that!  Listen to people talkand you will begin to hear "um" all the time!

Just thought of another couple of things.  Im not a good speller by any means, but i do try to punctuate.  Take the time to put proper spaces and punctuate your sentences when you type. 

 AND PEOPLE WHO TYPE IN ALL CAPS!!  See there really was no reason for me to yell at you guys, sorry for the outburst.

"How are we doing?" or any similar misuse of "we" in place of "you" or "I".

"It takes a big dog to wiegh a ton"

"Don't get any on ya"

"Don't do anything I wouldn't do"

...being lazy and using "etc, etc" instead of giving examples of what you're talking about.

tostyj:

"How are we doing?" or any similar misuse of "we" in place of "you" or "I".

 

When I say that to you it means you are not important enough for me to remember your name.

So if you hear that a-lot you might want to take some type of socialization seminar to make yourself more interesting.

Just kidding

Looks like we are doing ok.

hahahahahahaha

tostyj:

"How are we doing?" or any similar misuse of "we" in place of "you" or "I".

 

Sorry but that is funny.  I use that line all the time

Cappo:

tostyj:

"How are we doing?" or any similar misuse of "we" in place of "you" or "I".

 

 

When I say that to you it means you are not important enough for me to remember your name.

So if you hear that a-lot you might want to take some type of socialization seminar to make yourself more interesting.

Just kidding

Looks like we are doing ok.

hahahahahahaha

Well, aren't we a douche bag.    

"What can I do you for?"  I said that to a lady once(with her husband), and she said, " You can do me for $300.00."  She wanted to cash her check.  darn,  I thought I was getting some.

saddlebagus:

SuicideD_45:

"How's she going?" This one doesn't make any sense at all....tons of locals still use it though.

 

Last time I was up that way, end sentences in "yea" vs "eh" was big.  You like french fries with that yeah?

LOL...yeah (or yes) they say that too. And also "wha?" like they're too lazy to add the 't' at the end...

siradude:

SuicideD_45:

"that's how I roll" - lame

"A-ight" - more lame

"partner" - I am not your "partner", friend, nor do I want to be. Go away, loser.  Getting lamer

"chillaxin' "... WTF, over? lame +5

So if someone comes up to you and says:

A-ight partner, that's how I roll. Chillaxin....

You about had your days full of lame

I see how it is... you just a player hater... chill A-ight

You can basicly add any phrase Eletrik said to my list.... Yeah... I went there..

yep on all counts!

Damn...I was gonna add Eletrik's name to this thread and the 110% thread too...I'm sure he could've gotten 110 or maybe 120% out of a motor. Youse beat me to it!