A man went to the hospital to have his wedding ring cut off from his willy.
According to the attending nurse, the girl friend found the ring in his pant pocket. She got so mad at him, she used petroleum jelly to slip the ring on his willy while he was asleep.
Which is worse:
1. Having your girlfriend find out your married;
2. Explaining to your wife how your wedding ring got on your willy;
3. Or finding out your willy fits through your wedding ring!
Women should be dressed in white like all the other domestic appliances -Bernie Ecclestone
Most of my life, I drank beer, rode bikes, and chased women..........the rest of it I just wasted.
Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin to slit throats. - H. L. Mencken