The lie clock

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Last post 06-14-2009 2:32 PM by irichards. 3 replies.

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06-10-2009 3:35 AM

Attila
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The lie clock

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As a man stood in front of the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind St Peter.

He asked, 'What are all those clocks?'

St. Peter answered, 'Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on earth has a Lie-Clock.
Every time you lie the hands on your clock move.'

'Oh', said the man. 'Whose clock is that?'

'That's Mother Teresa's', replied St. Peter. 'The hands have never moved, indicating that she never told a lie.'

'Incredible', said the man. 'And whose clock is that one?'

St. Peter responded, 'That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have moved twice, telling us that Abraham told only two lies in his entire life.'

'Where's Gordon Brown's clock?' asked the man.

'Brown's clock is in Jesus's office. He's using it as a ceiling fan.'

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06-10-2009 5:46 AM In reply to

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Ha,ha. I bet every MP in Britain has a clock thats used as a ceiling fan in their house (or should i say houses) .They are all a set of lying, thieving ,b*stards. Angry .....Frec.....U.K...

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06-10-2009 7:59 AM In reply to

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That was funny.

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06-14-2009 2:32 PM In reply to

irichards
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Sad that it cuts so close to the bone, but made me chuckle nonetheless.

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