Response to one of the several items I have for sale on craigslist:
would you be interested in a trade
Yes, that was the entire response. So I responded:
You didn't say what you wanted to trade. OK, I'll trade you my bike for $7700.
I
have multiple things for sale on craigslist. When you say "would you
be interested in a trade" I have no idea what you're talking about. Do
you want to trade me a few gold bricks for the tires I have for sale?
Do you want to trade me a car for the bike I have for sale? I have a
feeling this is going nowhere. I'll make it more simple for both of
us. NO, I don't want to trade anything with you.
Was that wrong of me? Wait... don't answer. No, it wasn't wrong of me. I hate people in general and Mr Would You Be Interested In A Trade is one of the reasons why. People.... get your heads out of your @sses. Sorry, just tired of dealing with retarded people on craigslist. Oh, wait... that retarded thing offended someone before. Oh well. I'll try to sleep tonight after someone whines about the retarded thing again.
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"I live back in the woods, you see.... the woman and the kids and the dogs and me."
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